Summary
Period: 14th to 17th of March, 2017
Skins: Mecha Aatrox, Superb Villain Veigar, Headhunter Master Yi and Boneclaw Shyvana
Champions: Lissandra, Talon, Malzahar and Jax
Discount: 50%
Introduction: Plan After Plan
“My master plan is finished. I will conquer this city, this country… the world!” His evil laughter resonated all around his evil lair; conveniently located underneath his evil mansion. He had a particular liking for dark, gothic architecture or at least guests to his parties always ended up with the word ‘evil’ to describe his abode; not that he minded. “There’s no point in deception. You can’t say you won’t be expecting a giant robot army to terrorise the city and conquer the world!” Everybody laughed holding their cups of exquisite liqueur but, where was the joke?
He had enthusiasm despite other plans that hadn’t worked well. The plot to make it to the higher echelons of the Headhunter Club and get control over its policies ended up backfiring. While he intended to make them hunt law enforcers a technicality meant that the Headhunter Club now is on the hunt for him and all his evil associates; anybody with evil tendencies in fact. “The affair of the dragons didn’t end well either.” he thought on reflection. “Perhaps I should’ve spoken earlier with them.”
Luring an army of dragons over the city would surely create some chaos. If the panic raised high enough the army of dragons would be greeted by heavy fire without him having to do anything else; it was perfect and elegant, so elegant: a simple lure. However, as it always happened with the best laid plans, something went awry. He managed to make the dragons amass over the city but he didn’t give them a reason to stay. They got a look of the city, got bored with all the dreariness and returned home; just like he usually did. “Had I presented myself, be more active. It wasn’t part of the plan.”
This time nothing could go wrong. Robots have no mind of their own, they simply obey orders and don’t ask questions. “It’s ideal, so classy, so… me!” He laughed maniacally but stopped himself: celebrations after success. An unassuming cave let the march of giant robots enjoy the moonlight. They approached the city and started walking the streets. Civilians ran in horror and so did the military when they crushed their little toys with simple steps and swats. “Everything’s going according to plan.” He laughed evilly. “No bright-underpants-wearing fool will stop me now” But, what about Headhunters and dragons holding a little grudge?
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Source: League of Legends News: Champion and Skin Sale: 03.14 – 03.17