Temporal Rift

17th of October, 2017

Sale Overview: 10.17 – 10.20

A barrage of bullets, a rain of explosives and the devastation is incredible to wide open eyes. In minutes the machine flattens blocks and eliminates all signs of civilization. “What’s that thing? Where did it come from?” “We have to do something.” “How can we even get near that thing?” The Royal Guard had already lost too many. Their muskets and swords were of no use against the machine. They were responsible for the security of the city but so far they had barely been able to evacuate civilians. “Not to be redundant but things are getting worse: it’s coming this way.”

Battling Storms, A New Agony and Beeyond the Obvious

13th of October, 2017

Evelynn, Agony’s Embrace Rework Review

Have you met her yet? I can assure you she’s someone to die for. You’ve never experienced the world as she can show it to you. I once was in disbelief too, once. I was told of the heights she could take you but, you know, how could it be true? That changed when I met her. How to describe her, how to describe that, wonderful, feeling. Come, you have to meet her. You won’t be disappointed. Please, knock on the door, it’s only polite to do so. I no longer need to.

Beekeeper Singed Review

Who better to harvest the best honey than a bee? Our select employees come from a distinguished line of hives owned only by the most notable of queens. There’s no taste like the taste of honey and when it comes curated by bees themselves quality isn’t just guarranteed: it exceeds expectations. Hire your very own honey-bee-keeper. Call us now: Honey Bee Keeping Inc. Honey as if you were part of the hive.

The King Has Come

4th of October, 2017

Arclight Yorick Review

Kneel down before your Queen, King. For she has been waiting long to see you again. She left for the Heavens but is ready forego them whenever you need her protection. You are not alone, King. Your vassals are eager for your command. Your kingdoms has changed, King. Restore it to its former glory. Let the light guide you in your pursuits, King. Never forget your people, the light will guide them back to you. Never forget your Queen, the light will shine whenever you need her hand for support.

Immortal Journey and Flowing Questions

29th of September, 2017

Eternal Sword Yi Review

With patience, the walk is progress.
With unseen eyes, the path is clear.
In the keenest breeze, the blade is an echo.
In pursuit of perfection, the travel is eternal.

Soaring Sword Fiora Review

Blade and mind, sharpened with care.
Body and spirit, strengthened with rigour.
Arm and fingers join grip and blade.
Two become one, a single legend is born.

Sacred Sword Janna Review

Crystal waters, heavenly surface.
Heavenly beauty, inconceivable might.
Mighty blade, immortal fate.
Immortal legend, destiny of one.

Be One with the Eternum and Dragon Slay Academy

22nd of September, 2017

Eternum Cassiopeia Review

You don’t need to bow. There’s no need for you to abandon anything or for your will to be broken. Look me in the eyes, good, see the truth in the them. See what you have become. Now you are one of us, like every being you have ever known or seen. You abandon nothing, you give up nothing: you only gain. Now you world is one of us, one with us, we are one. What do you want to do now? Of course, you can support your Queen. I am grateful for your service, always. Go and bring more into our world, they will thanks us. They all eventually do. They are one of us, after all; they just don’t know it yet.

Cold, Red Moon

19th of September, 2017

Championship Ashe Review

Glowing arrows of shining light, they leave behind feathers that guide their path. From the bow of a Queen they fly, with freedom they go and for it they fight. It’s time to follow the unseen path, not even she knows what fate in store has. The peril may be grave, the rewards slim but armoured and regal advances the Queen. No threat too big, no sacrifice too small, the time has come to conquer them all.

The Queen of the Championship is looking beyond the competition and, besides sharing a 25% of proceeds with the 2017 Worlds prize pool, she’s donating another 25% to a charity fund to be distributed between three charities; percentages of that 25% will be voted later. It’s all a bit complicated and the fact that the skin’s price is 1350 RP, in comparison with the 975 RP of former skins, could lead one to think of it as a way of reducing loses. Maybe the skin is worth its price or perhaps the Queen didn’t have much choice in lending her face to this artifice but in the end, let’s hope, that it’s all for a good cause; or causes.

Shine Bright, Star Guardians! & They Are Coming

8th of September, 2017

Star Guardian Skins’ Review

“Shine and glow, across the skies, the five stars high and bright. They dispel darkness, they protect the land, their true destiny is to shine bright.” “Nice rhyme.” “What’s the problem, don’t you like it? We used to sing it all the time when we were childern.” “We aren’t children anymore.” “True, but those words haven’t stopped being right.” “You know it’s not like that, not anymore.” “Then we change it.” “Sure, that’d be so easy.”

“What about the other guardians? They can help us, right?” “No. We are alone in this.” “Don’t be like that. Besides, they seem trustworthy.” “That’s unusually vague for you, rookie.” “Enough nonsense, we accepted the price we have to pay. Everyone get ready, they are coming soon.” “Good, I was getting bored.” “They won’t know what hit ’em.” “I hope everything will be alright.” “They know no fear. We will show them, they will understand it.” “We’ll make everyone safe. Ready? Light up!”

Neo Lines, Thunder Roars and A Manor Forward

1st of September, 2017

Neo PAX Sivir Review

Craft Neo PAX Sivir with 10 gemstones until the 8th of January, 2018. Epic Capsules with increased chance to drop the Neo PAX sivir skin shard are available until the 7th of September, 2017. If you already own PAX Sivir then you get Neo automatically. As you can gather, nothing random about this all, at all.

Thunder Lord Ornn Review

If they don’t learn in searing strikes of fire then they will learn with the thunderous strike of lightning. From demigod to demigod the message will pass, from human to human the stories will spread and like wildfire or thunderstorm they will understand.

Lancer Crafting & Share of Corruption

18th of August, 2017

Lancer Zero Hecarim Review

“Gather the gems or hunt the shard and a guardian of yore will be in your hands.” Thus speaks the lines on the monument, the one outside the cathedral. One would expect not much to be left of it after the bombardment but something kept it safe enough to preserve the carving on the wall. Perhaps the legends are not just that or maybe it’s all a very lucky coincidence. Would you challenge your fortune and defy the odds, then?

Arcade Chaos, Metal Power & Light the Way

11th of August, 2017

Pentakill Kayle Review

To those about to rock, the angelic new vocalist of Pentakill salutes you. Much has been said about the original lineup of the band but it’s nothing compared to their future. The bass will be deeper, the drums faster, guitars more furious and vocals will roar with dual voices like never before. Hold on to something because Pentakill keeps growing and they are definitely back.

Arcade 2017 Skins’ Review

They are here. Take cover, don’t peek, don’t look! They can sense you. No, they aren’t all strangers to three dimensions. Those two, the pixellated ones, may take a while to get ready but the polygonal one is ready to end us all. What are you doing? Do you think you can do something with a controller? They are outside the game there’s nothing we can do to them. Into the game? They are coming! Alright, let’s go. Let’s hope you know what you are doing. Are you sure you don’t need a map?

Last Day of Arclight Vel’Koz, Firefang Warwick, Barbarian Sion and Resistance Caitlyn

Memories in Pain & of a Long Gone Past

31st of July, 2017

Urgot, the Dreadnought Review

Urgot, the Dreadnought is a champion with dissidents. Some may be impressed by his power through pain while others may be horrified by the extremes that technology has gone to. As there are supporters of his approach there’re enough people to give him power and thus enable his steady advance through Zaun; to Noxus. With such methods, only time will tell how far he will go in the terrain of politics and warfare. What’s sure is that whoever, whatever stands in his way on the battlefield will be grinded to mince meat; literally. Before such an end befalls you, better be acquainted with the disguises the Urgot may employ in his pursuit of power.

Omega Squad 2017 Skins’ Review

“They came, I tell you they came and rescued me, Sir!” They left him in the infirmary, his treatment at the enemy camp had been quite rough but he survived. They had found him still in his cage, they simply followed the explosions and the screams of agony. Only corpses where left behind but then, who else could’ve finished the whole enemy settlement? Was he mad enough that he killed them all, in they way of his old squadron, and then returned to the cage? Poor Captain.

It had been a hard loss for all but most painful to him. They were a family and he was never the same afterwards. Who really knew. What was true was that he was safe, so to speak, and that the enemy had suffered losses like few times they could’ve. Perhaps they hadn’t all perished, perhaps they were still alive. Out there, somewhere, still watching over their little pal. Perhaps, details were never very concrete. Or perhaps, our little friend was more far gone than anyone wanted to accept; perhaps.

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