Weekend Sale

20th of July, 2018

Sale Overview: 07.20 – 07.23

“What’s the matter with nights these days?” “What do you mean?” “Look at the sky, another red Moon, do we really have to go through this again?” “It’s called a Blood Moon and yes, again.” The guard sighed and the other looked sternly at her: “It could be worse, come on. Let’s make our rounds.” They walked the streets under the discomforting red moonlight. The streets were expectedly quiet and empty. However, this was hardly a good presage.

Last Day of Blood Moon Jhin, Bloodfury Renekton, Cursed Revenant Nocturne and Totemic Maokai Sale

Bundles of July

19th of July, 2018

Sale Overview: Bundles 2018.07

July is starting its second half and bundles are already here. Four bundles, eighteen skins and all sorts of bizarre combinations of themes; as always. Discounts being identical to a regular sale this is only a matter of finding a good set of skins or rely on regular sales for the specifics. Let’s see if anything stands out.

Bundles are available until the 28th of July, 2018.

Dark Star & Sale End

16th of July, 2018

Dark Star Cho’Gath Review

There’s a hunger that no food can sate. It’s that of being with a capacity to make of the universe a simple snack back. Civilizations become a matter of taste and celestial bodies lose all their grandeur when there’s no amount that is enough. When will be our turn?

Promo Skins & Sale End

9th of July, 2018

News: Promo Skins Goodbye Giveaway

Only until the 1st of August you can get Riot Girl Tristana, Unchained Alistar and Dreadknight Garen for free. Don’t miss the opportunity.

God Kings Among Us

29th of June, 2018

God King Garen Review

Peace requires order. Rules are to be obeyed: there are no exceptions. I make the rules. I lay down order. I keep peace. Follow my reign and live. Break the rules and die.

God King Darius Review

Freedom requires choice. Choice begets chaos. Chaos is war. I give you choice. Embrace the chaos. Join the war. Follow me in the battlefield and live free. Stand against me and die.

Football Players & Weekend Sale

15th of June, 2018

Playmaker Lee Sin Review

From the heart comes the strength. It travels through the muscles and is given shape by the nerves until the leg hits the ball and it flies high above the wall and embraces the net. That’s the spirit of a champion: to give all you have, all the time.

Sweeper Rammus Review

How many stare at this little round ball? It flies left and right, up and down and is followed by millions. It’s a simple thing, filled with air and without any special characteristics. Yet, it’s so much to so many: it unites people under one single passion.

Curse of the Drowned

1st of June, 2018

Sand Wraith Pyke Review

“Are you sure it’s here?” “After the beating we gave that fool, you can be sure of it.” “Don’t you think he would’ve lied anyway.” “Not to me. I can smell lies, dear.” “As you say.” They approached the temple with eagerness. “This is going to be great.” “I told you I always choose the right place to go, dear.” Their backs before the temple were a scene too tempting not to
be appreciated for a moment, but just that long. “I know you. You wanted the treasures…”

“Did you say something, dear. Speak up!” “I said nothing.” “You sacrificed everything for it.” “What? Stop fooling around.” “I told you it’s not me.” “You sacrificed me.” “Enough, you shut up or I’ll…” “Now I sacrifice you!” The sand burst around the man and a pillar went straight through him, from side to side. The woman stared with a face of indescribable terror. “I know who you are.” The sand stroke again.

Dark Waters Diana Review

“Just drop the body there and we are done.” “The sea doesn’t welcome the sins of others.” “Since when so religious? Have you been talking with those tentacle cultists?” “I told you I don’t like this. It’s our problem not the seas.” “You’ll like it less if we get caught with a body. Quick, help me drop it.” “I don’t know. This isn’t right, the sea…” “Shut up. No now must know…” The body slipped in the wetness of the board and finally fell into the sea.

“Done. Thanks a lot Mr. Useless. Now you say nothing about this.” “This will be trouble.” “Shut up, what do you know.” The clouds opened and moonlight reflected on the water and then onto the cloth of a figure that wasn’t there an instant ago. In a flash there were two bodies floating in the waters and another figure running away in horror. “The sea will gladly keep your secret and make you one too.

Dark Waters Vladimir Review

“We are being followed, I know we are.” “Shush, they’ll hear us.” “This way, if only we turn here we can…” Without realising a vase was thrown on the floor and water poured from it. The vase kept emptying as the two pairs of eyes stared with faces disfigured by a mockery of surprise. “What did you do?” “I didn’t see it. I swear.” “Run, run…” One tried to leap over the pool of water but it wasn’t a good enough jump: he landed on the water and disappeared under its surface.

“Please, we’ll pay. I swear we can find the way to pay.” A voice echoed from within the pool of water: “I know you will pay. There’s still something useful you can give.” The pool of water returned to the vase and it stood upright again. On the street were left two dry bodies as if they had died in the most cruel of deserts and an uncomfortable laugh echoing over them.

Beyond Time and Space

20th of May, 2018

Pulsefire Riven Review

The first slash cuts through space, she advances. The second slash cuts through time, she move in a still universe. The third slash cuts her target, there’s no place or time to hide.

Pulsefire Twisted Fate Review

Shuffle the deck and see what we get. Space? Let’s go somewhere nice and classy. Time? Certainly the dawn of the twentieth century, that’s always interesting. Another card for the trip?

Pulsefire Shen Review

A team stands together. If you go far, I’ll go the distance. If you go back or forward, I’ll travel the years. Your job is to reach the target and my job is to make sure you do so. Go, I’ll protect you.

Another Blood Moon

10th of May, 2018

Blood Moon Evelynn Review

The Moon is round and huge, beautiful isn’t it? Don’t you also notice the slight red tint? It’s enchanting. I always like nights like this. I love taking a stroll to see what I can find. This time it’s you. So round, so huge, so red… Come, let’s look at the Moon together. I’m sure there’s much I can get from you.

Trophies and Bees

2nd of May, 2018

Conqueror Varus Review

The path is paved with effort and sacrifice but the top is covered in gold and tipped in rubies. Is it worth the ascent? Only you can say so. Aim where you want to go and don’t stop, if you can.

Beemo Review

You can’t see them, you can’t see him but they are there. A wrong step and you’re splashed in honey. A wrong turn and you feel the sting of the bee. But, is it really a bee or someone with a darker purpose? Be wary, there’s nothing inoffensive about this whole affair.

Rev Up & Weekly Sale

17th of April, 2018

Badlands Baron Rumble Review

The engine roars, the flames lash and dark smoke fills the air: the Baron is here. The wastland has only one King and that is the one with the best ride. You know who it is and you know what’s the choice to make: join him. You know you can’t beat him.

Dancing Blades and Giant Mecha

9th of April, 2018

Irelia Rework Review

Irelia, the Blade Dancer learned that life is like a dance: it begins, has its ebb and flow and ends. Perhaps she wasn’t the most obvious candidate to become a warrior or lead a resistance but the role was unfilled and so she learned the motions. With grace and precision the dance started and ended. Each time she gets ready for a new one. Each stage asks for its costume and Irelia adapts her look and motions as necessary. Here’s what to look out for if you find an array of floating blades around you.

Lancer Stratus Wukong Review

Water drips from the metal plates. Each step a tremor, each movement a gust, all in one direction. The mecha walks and the people look. Why is it here now? Would they regret the answer to that simple question?

Food and Magic

1st of April, 2018

Pizza Deliery Sivir Review

‘Ding-dong’ Your pizza is here! Prompt delivery even if we have to send it flying to you. Delicious pizza with the most variety in toppings ready for you palate. Don’t waste your chance because this are the best pizzas you’ll ever find. Don’t wait any more, give us a call and you’ll get the tastiest pizza in an instant!

Birdio Review

Delicious, crunchy, tasty fried chicken legs on your door. There’s no taste like that of a juicy leg of chicken and what could be better than a whole bucket of them? Give us a call and enjoy the best chicken legs you’ll ever find. Delivery in an instant!

Hextech Alistar Review

“What’s it doing?” “I don’t know, let’s just go. It’s going to be another boring machine like all the others.” “Come on, you can’t say that without looking at what it does.” “Look at it, it’s just another magic-powered toy. It’s nothing new.” “I’m sure this one will be special. Look, it’s done charging.” “Why is it raising its arms so high?” “Perhaps it’s just stretching…”

Gun Goddess, Sales and Bundles

23th of March, 2018

Gun Goddess Miss Fortune Review

Which one should I wear this time? I really like ballistics but black holes and antimatter and raw energy and exploding suns… It’s useless, I can never choose. No problem, I’ll take them all then. You never know when you’ll need a specific kind of destruction. Now, let’s check the list of bounties. Nothing special, here! Now that’s an interesting one. Nice exosuit, by the way. OK, EXO. Engines ready, we’ve got work to do!

Rise and Fight the Battlecast

18th of March, 2018

Resistance Illaoi Review

The machines are everywhere. They hunt us, we are their prey. Not anymore! Now, we hunt. Now they are prey and we predators. Rise up, brothers and sisters! Rebel against the metal that oppresses us and fight the machines. This is a rebellion they won’t be able to stop. To arms!

Kai’Sa’s Release Skin

7th of March, 2018

Bullet Angel Kai’Sa Review

I’ve got a bounty on my head, a lot of money I’m told. I’m also wanted dead or alive, it’s good to have options. You know what else I’ve got? I’ve got enough firepower to level this entire city, it’s always good to be prepared. So, if you are ready, let’s get to business. All this darkness is not going to blow itself up!

A Dark Star, Weekend Sale and Early Sale End

2nd of March, 2018

Dark Star Jarvan IV Review

The darkness was always in him. Deep in his heart the Prince always knew that he wanted more and that he’d do anything to get it. The stars called, they heard his wish and answered with a proposition. The darkness within extended outwards and he became a ruler of galaxies filled with stars but, mostly, made up of the same matter as him: darkness.

Dragons and Sales

23rd of February, 2018

Dragon Master Swain Review

Five years to gain the power, to amass and army, to unleash the flames on the lands and subjugate them all under my grip. Fire is at my fingertips, dragons at my command, the lands will burn and all shall bow or be scorched to ash. Would it be worth the wait?

Sweetheart Skins & Weekly Sale

13th of February, 2018

Sweetheart Skins’ Review

Sweetheart Xayah and Rakan Splash Art
The Love Birds Waltz

By the lake two birds dance a waltz of unheard music. They are together now and separate they will never be. Whatever stands between them is only a small obstacle for their undying love. The Moon reflects on the water’s surface, there’s magic in the air. There’s magic everywhere.

Lunar Revel, Winter Games, a Grand General and Sales

9th of February, 2018

Swain Rework Review

Swain, the Noxian Grand General is a man surrounded by stories. Some say that a pact exists: a great price for unconceivable power; but that’s little more than a rumour. It’s said he knows what’s coming. What is clear is that in any battlefield, even the political, power is necessary to weather any storm. Whether braving the cold winds of the northern front, buccaneering along the seas or displaying the whole extent of an unknowable magical prowess; Swain knows how to adapt to the environment. Some remember him calling for Beatrice; a name with a mysterious meaning. Read this skins’ review and learn if there’s more to see beyond the stern visage of the Noxian Grand General.

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