Colossal Gargoyle, For Panda and Dragon plus Marching Bundles and Sales
24th of March, 2017
Galio, the Colossus Review
Galio, the Colossus stoically watches over Demacian lands. As guardian he waits for the time when his titanic might will be needed. It’s said that he keeps the uncontainable power of mages from scarring his country; as it had in the past. However, without magic he has no means of fuelling his will. Such is the ironical fate of this extraordinary titan. In the direst of times, the Colossus will walk again and legends will be rekindled anew with more tales of Galio’s battles. For now, he stands dormant seeing decades go by. The most long-lived also tell of how magic affects his appearance. Perhaps we should go through the records and see the many faces of Galio’s past.
Sale Overview: 03.24 – 03.27
“See, I told you this wasn’t the way.” “I know what I’m doing landlubber.” “You said that five blocks ago.” The kept walking through twisting streets, turns and bends that defied memory and played with geography. They ended up in just another crossroads without any clear indication of where they were or how to get anywhere. “You are a terrible guide, you know.” “I know how to get us out of this tangle.” “It better be a great idea.” “It is: we’ll ask for directions.” They knocked on a few doors but it was obvious that there was nobody around; everybody was in the big celebration. Then she caught a glimpse of a little girl skipping away into a side street.
Sale Overview: March 2017 Bundles
As March’s end draws near a quartet of skin bundles appear to leave the month with style. There’s variety, as usual, along the uneven selection to be expected. Some skins are great options but others don’t punch at the same weight of the others in the same bundle. Which is which and which bundles are worth considering is the long question. This sale overview may help with the answer.
Early Sale Overview: 03.24 – 03.27
Last Day of Arcade Sona, High Noon Twisted Fate, Prehistoric Anivia and Giant Enemy Crabgot
Just a Handful of IP
22nd of March, 2017
Chromas IP Sale
A selection of chromas are available for sale until the 5th of April. Only skin chromas are available for 2000 IP and from those only a selection of those older than six months. They are: High Noon Yasuo, Shockblade Zed, Arcade Miss Fortune, Warring Kingdoms Xin Zhao, Cottontail Teemo, Debonair Ezreal, Mecha Malphite, Battle Bunny Riven, Lunar Goddess Diana and Dunkmaster Darius.
Some can also be purchased with RP but we recommend to save money and instead use IP. If in doubt about what you get you can check the Skin Chroma Packs’ Review for an assessment of which chromas are worth getting.
Brimstone & Iron / Top Shot
10th of March, 2017
Dragon Sorceress Zyra Review
The lair is long and wide but there is no room: everywhere eggs lay dormant. They await the call of their Queen. The time for them to hatch and burn the land with their sulphuric breath. Can anything stand against an army of flames?
Dragon Slayer Xin Zhao Review
They were gone; we thought they were extinct. They simply hid, they were only waiting. They are here now and not many of us remain. We won’t go down without a fight. They may breath fire but no heat can’t melt our heart’s will.
O Melhor Carnaval & A Brushstroke of Genius
24th of February, 2017
Festival Queen Anivia Review
A melhor samba do mundo! Bem-vindo Carnaval! The celebration has started: a celebration of life. It’s time to join Carnanivia and be part of the parade.
A Night in Scarlet & Helped as Much as He Could
10th of February, 2017
Blood Moon Diana Review
The Moon shines with a dark hue tinting the night. Among us walks her avatar, echoing her will and tainting the land as red as the Moon. Her light reaches everywhere, there’s no escape; we are all lost under a killing moon.
Blood Moon Jhin Review
Have you seen the signs painted in red on the floor? It’s a welcome to the Blood Moon and that’s not mere ink. Better run, fast, you may not get far enough before you also become a masterpiece.
Blood Moon Talon Review
Look up, stare at this blood-soaked Moon. It’s not the Moon you are seeing now and it’s not her blood that spreads around you. The blade has reached you and you become another sacrifice to the Blood Moon.
Blood Moon Twisted Fate Review
There are many names for different hands but this night is not one for games. Gamblers know that tonight there’s more than usual at stake and that makes it all the more interesting. Just know that the Moon will send someone to collect; you will pay your debt.
Seeking Hearts & Head of the Snake
3rd of February, 2017
Heartseeker Quinn and Valor Review
From high above, the letter comes,
a heart from a dove, feelings probes.
A tresure trove, in red glows,
the swing of love, in cotton wings goes
Heartseeker Lucian Review
A Horror from Zaun
30th of January, 2017
Warwick Visual Upgrade Review
Warwick, the Uncaged Wrath of Zaun is a no longer a man or an animal. He’s something between a killer and a victim of his past seeking redemption. Voracious for the blood of criminals his mind reminds his that he wasn’t always more than a monster and the memories painful stab at the frail conscience that he regained after his transformation. No matter how much he kill, how much sinful blood he spreads, his tainted past can’t be changed. Perhaps there is some hope in future transformations, which may affect his mind more than his body. Depending on what lies at his core, some say that he can be seen as a different kind of wrath but always a beast. In all this legends and rumour there may be more to find out about Warwick’s past, present and future.
Lunar Revel & Freezing Waters
20th of January, 2017
Lunar Revel 2017 Skins’ Review
Year of the Rooster
She is the Emperor’s enforcer, the fiercest hero of the Jade Kingdom. Her bloodlust in battle knows no equal and even draws admiration beyond the kingdom. It’s said that her jade gauntlets are a gift of eternal devotion from a demonic admirer.
He is the Emperor’s blade, the mightiest warrior of the Jade Kingdom. Neither armies nor mountains are a match for his jade sword. It’s said that he’s the only one with the power to lift the magical blade carved from a great cloud serpent.
He is the Emperor of the legendary Jade Kingdom. Some say his staff holds the heart of a forest spirit. Others that he can summon armies from the very soil he rules over. All agree that his power is no illusion and shouldn’t be defied.
World’s End & To Train the Best
13th of January, 2017
Dreadnova Gangplank Review
“Look! An eclipse?” The Sun dimmed and only a weak red light extended on the sky. The people looked up with wonder and questions. Nothing had been announced so, what was going on? “Did the news say anything in the morning?” “Does anyone have any information about this?” It surely couldn’t be that one of the satellite bases had gone out of orbit. The government would’ve warned people to take shelter.
The barrage of explosive beams started after the brief mark of a skull was projected on the whole face of the planet. Only from space could anyone guess what it was but anyone would’ve known what it meant. That Sun is still orbited by the remains of a lost world. Someone is supposed to be grinning but for most this is a crime that cannot be forgiven.
Merry Christmas, New Chroma Reviews & The One Ingredient
23rd of December, 2016
Skin Chroma Packs Review Updated
New reviews for chroma packs to customise the looks of Arcade Miss Fortune, Cottontail Teemo, High Noon Yasuo, Mecha Malphite, Shockblade Zed and Warring Kingdoms Xin Zhao. Just in time for the early sale, what a coincidence, these people think of everything. It’s the time of joy, obviously. Visit the review and take a look if you can’t wait for an IP sale on chromas; we recommend patience without doubt.
In Pursuit of Snax!
15th of December, 2016
Snowdown Showdown 2016 Skins’ Review
Has the poro found the place? Is it cold is it ablaze?
There’s a feature to recall. Does it give any clue at all?
The poro searches, sniff and look. Could it be something to cook?
Neither here nor there. The poro finds snow everywhere.
The poro knows it is somewhere. White and fluffy the lead is fair.
A snowball flies with ill end. Who could help our furry friend?
Tall stands, protective bash. Our poro has found his moustache!
A snax is due and they join the crew. The party showdown, welcome to Snowdown!
Targeted Removal & Smouldering Emotions
13th of December, 2016
Program Camille Review
Droid sighted, systems ready… process initiated. With a swift movement she slides across her lines towards the clock’s face; out of the droid’s spotlight’s reach. She’ll give it some few extra moments, she’s feeling magnanimous today. The droid scours the building’s surface in efficient interspersed order: a pattern she knows well. The spotlights lies on the clock and finds nothing, she’s above the machine; enough waiting. She drops from her sercure lines and falls with both legs on the back of the droid. With a quick turn of her hip her legs open a circle in the thick hide of the beast.
She dives inwards and slashes open the droid like a can of beans; it reminds her of those she used to see imported to her hometown. The droid falls in two pieces to the ground with her hovering on top. The machine crashes to pieces with the slap of the ground while she simply hangs delicately over it held by two new lines. She looks around: nothing of notice. Submerging back into the shadows, her enhanced brain is already planning the best approach for her new mission. Different target but same program.
A Multifaceted Gem & Human Reflection
29th of November, 2016
Elementalist Lux Review
Light, it’s the mother of all life. With her guidance wind, water and fire nurture and life blooms. Sometimes, there’s too much of them. The storm ravages the sky, ice spreads its silent mantle, magma explodes out of the inside of earth; they put an end to what light gave a beginning. It’s a sad, fact, ironic in a sense that light is responsible for both extremes but everything is linked by a thread and so is light. Wherever light freely offers her warm embrace there’s the coldness of the dark within. Now imagine if all that power were mine!
Note: purchase either Elementalist Lux or the Master Elementalist Edition Bundle until the 13th of December to receive the Elementalist Icon and the Elemental Origin Border for the loading screen.
A Tome to Bind Them All, Golden Victory & For a Slice of Cake
21st of November, 2016
RPG Skins’ Review
The One Tome To Rule, To Find and Bring Them All and In Darkness Bind Them
No mountain too tall to climb, no abyss too wide to circle, no adventure too daunting to tackle. This is just a squabble in our long tale with an end we already know. Nothing resists our advance to our objective. We have seen sombre might before and we’ve triumphed over it. It never was one of us though but it makes no difference. The true self will prevail and peril will pass as before. We’ll see this through to its end and a new day will break again.
She is the will to chase the dawn and hit with the strength of a Sun. He is the brilliance of faith and the zeal to persevere with trust in a good cause. I am the charm of a sweet melody for a friend and the strength of a booming horn for a foe. He was the advice of wisdom and the resourcefulness of experience. All came to naught once that damned tome was opened. The light was drained from his eyes, the only glint that remained in them was sheer greed.
You have no idea. How can I explain the indescribable visions, the unimaginable knowledge, the pure power. They sunder the mind and claw at the flesh. It’s a need, a desperate wanting for secrets that yet lay to be discovered. They beckon with promises of unmentionable extent. How can you refuse this promise? How can anyone turn their back on a universe beyond conceivable form?
Once our dependable fountain of wisdom, he was snatched from us in an instant. He remains in there, he’s struggling still against the cursed runes in those pages of madness. We will set him free. We won’t rest until we pay his loyalty with our devotion to his freedom. We won’t stop until his flame shines bright again. He will escape the grasp of that tome, if not in body, then in soul.
Victorious Maokai Review
For the best, triumph needed no more than a wreath of laurels. For the modern era, gold hanging from the neck marked victory. In the digital world, a full laurel tree gilded and decked in blue is enough.
End of a Civilization & Unyielding Fires
11th of November, 2016
Worldbreaker Skins’ Review
From the sea they came. The waters rose and parted to reveal monstrous beings of colossal magnitude. Their power had no limit and neither did our desperation. The few survivors gazed at the coast with relief. As they drew closer they realised their mistake. With wild eyes they stared at beings of gargantuan proportions disintegrating the land with their sole presence. It was the end of civilization and there was no averting the course of fate.
Nothing Can Save Us Now & Suited for a Party in an Overload of Sales & Bundles
21st of October, 2016
Bewitching Morgana Review
A step, careless, taken on the ground,
Malignant fumes surround you all around.
It’s too late, the deed is done,
Even if you don’t move you will be gone.
Stirr and pour, cook it all,
Sprinkle some death and all will fall.
The night is dark, the summon starts,
Scamper and hide, evil is his art
Bewitching Tristana Review
Nothing to see, everywhere to hide,
When you feel the sting, you will die.
Run, fight or yield, the end’s the same,
No place you find will ever be safe.
So, gather and push, more into the pot,
No small sacrifice, throw in the lot.
The wind grows cold, his figure appears,
Pray and flee, for the end is near
Little Devil Teemo Review
A gentle smile at all evil’s root,
If you see it then struggle is moot.
Don’t move, don’t look, there is no chance,
No matter where you go, doomed is all advance.
He laughs, he pokes, you chase after him,
The greastes mistake, believe you weren’t seen.
You choke, you fall, he starts to savour,
With eyes pierce and with teeth devour
The First Star Shines Bright on Us & Four Heroes
7th of October, 2016
Star Guardian Jinx Review
“You’ve yet to understand the power and the responsibility you have accepted.”, bored impersonation. Nobody understands what really makes this job worthwhile. All the stars and sparks are nice and all but it’s the explosions they make, you have to see them. I know what I have to do and I know what it means to be a Star Guardian and blah, blah, blah. Why can’t I enjoy all the wanton destruction anyway? Now, is that the call to action? I’m ready, wait for me! I’m always ready! Shiro, Kuro, come on! We’ll get left behind! Wait! I’m going!
Star Guardian Janna Review
“You will be their guide and also their guardian.” I still remember the exact words of the First Star. When I received this power I thought it would be something special, that I’ll be a heroine; we all did. It is, but not how any of us imagined. They are all gone now, reunited with the First Star but how I miss them. How I long to be with them again. Their light is not lost. The First Star and the Star Guardians need me. Our light will shine brighter than ever before. We can glow again, we only need to work together. Star Guardians, the light of the First Star shines on the world! To action!
Star Guardian Poppy Review
“Your strength is only surpassed by your determination but you still need to understand.” I clearly understand: they are a menace to the First Star and I have the hammer to smash them. I will leave nothing behind, they shall see justice. It is my duty, the purpose that was bestowed upon me. But, I wonder sometimes. Are we really ready to fight this war? Are we powerful enough? Yes, we are, we will be. The First Star shines on the world, the Star Guardians are required. For the light of the First Star, here we go!
Star Guardian Lulu Review
“We are all one, separated but whole. Spread my light on the world and protect it.” The First Star shines bright and I feel the warmth inside me. It colours everything with a bright, sweet glow and the world seems made out of a lot of small lights burning together. We are all little stars, apart but all shining together united by the song of the First Star. We have to share this wonder and let all the others shine too! The First Star signals a spot on the world. Follow the light and share the radiance with all. Star Guardians, the First Star calls us with her light!