Snowdown Is Here
13th of December, 2017
Snowdown 2017 Skins Review
An elf was waiting, eagerly, impatiently for the arrival of the gifts. The young deer toiled with the sled trying to make the delivery on time. The clock was ticking, impervious to the nervous haste, bringing the hour closer. The elf paced and jumped all around the place, the deer pulled with all possible strength. The bell tolled, the elf looked out the window and the sled was there with a very tired but satisfied deer in front. The elf rushed in a toy train to the sled and started loading the gifts and the deer in the wagons. In the house, under the large tree, they were all placed in their respective places; except the deer. The elf accelerated and, with exhausted deer resting in a wagon, exited the house and approached the sled. It was time to move on to the next house.
Sale Overview: Snowdown Showdown 2017
Gifts, Snow and Fun
A new Snowdown comes and we couldn’t expect anything else than new and old skins, missions, a curated shop, hextech materials, wards, icons, emotes and bundles of all kinds. There’s a lot to check so we have an overview to make things easier.
12th of December, 2017
Sale Overview: 12.12 – 12.15
Devourer of Darkness
The staff glowed and its light spread like a spear on the body of darkness it was submerged in. The archer and the soldier stared at the magnificence of the weapon. “It’s a wonderful artefact, isn’t it?” “Sure, but how are we going to get it out of here?” They couldn’t get near, the light was too intense and where the rays touched the rock of the cavern it scarred it with a scorch. Getting near was impossible, something easily demonstrated after shooting an arrow which disintegrated in flight.
Hextech Loot & Weekend Sale
8th of December, 2017
Hextech Kog’Maw Review
A Prize to Catch
“One, two, three… ten gems.” “That’s a lot, are you sure it’s worth it?” “Only one way to find out.” The children exchanged the gems for a chance at the claw crane. “OK, as we rehearsed.” “Right.” One in charge of moving and the other in charge of clawing; as they said. They had practiced, indeed, but not really with the real deal.
The claw shook all the way as it moved. It was almost over it and the button was pressed. “No, it’s too soon.” “No…” They looked as the claw slowly went down too much to the right. Then the toy started to move, rolled on its back and fell right under the claw. The machine grabbed it and gave it to the children. “Did you see that? It moved!” “Yes! Mom, Dad, look!”
Cyber Streets, Holographic Hunt and Celebrations
24th of November, 2017
Cyberpop Zoe Review
Taking a Binary Stroll
Shopping list: compiler, cables, disks and some sweets, of course. Looks like everythings ready. Now to scroll down home and start programming the future. It’ll have lots of colours and smell of strawberries, holographic ones, we have to embrace the digital age!
PROJECT: Vayne Review
The Hunt is On
They learned to fear the night. Now, they shall learn to fear the shadows of the neon lights. They have no escape, they only delay the inevitable. They are being searched, they will be found and they will be deleted. Command: Compile.
PROJECT: Vi Review
Searching for Trouble
They always think they are strong. They also think they are fast. They have never faced me but they will. They keep on making trouble, good. I solve troubles. You will see me coming, so you should know what’s coming. Command: Catch.
PROJECT: Jhin Review
Eyes on the Masterpiece
It’s so wonderful, just a bunch ones and zeroes is able to make such wonders. It’s all we are in the end. When you reduce someone to their bare essence, to their binary code, you can finally appreciate their true beauty. Command: Disassemble.
Victorious Graves Review
The Glory of the Victor
Victory come to those ready to accept it. If it doesn’t come and someone snags it from you then a shotgun blast is a good way of stating your disagreement. Never leave a smoking barrel without a new shell. You’ll be surprised how many supporters some poeple have. That’s why I always carry a lot of ammo.
Behind the Story & Lancer Creations
17th of November, 2017
Lancer Rogue & Paragon Blitzcrank Review
In Light and Darkness
A ray of light shines the way of the paladin. A storm of fury marks the path the of the black knight. One to protect and the other to destroy their motivation is the same: they’ve been created that way. They are bound to cross and the outcome can only be guessed. Which side will you be on?
More Chromas Under the Microscope
16th of November, 2017
Skin Chroma Packs Review Updated
It seems that a sale is ongoing on chromas at a new fancy site: the Essence Emporioum. Not to be oblivious to this all we’ve updated the Skin Chroma Packs review with all chromas available for 2000 blue essence; in our day we used influence points. Take a look around and see if there’s anything you like. There’re a few chromas that could be worth a purchase if you have the blue essence.
New reviews encompass: Battle Regalia Poppy, Dragonslayer Braum, Firecracker Jinx, Popstar Ahri, Prestigious LeBlanc, Dragonslayer Pantheon, Dragonslayer Xin Zhao, Moo Cow Alistar, Dino Gnar, Meowkai, Surprise Party Amumu, Warlord Shen, Sandstorm Ekko, Officer Vi, Brolaf and Headhunter Rengar.
The Most Powerful Weapon
10th of November, 2017
Mecha Rengar Review
09: Built to Hunt
“Back to the drawing board. That last prototype didn’t work as expected, again. Perhaps the tenth will work?” “I don’t know. We keep on changing the design but it just seems like something’s missing.” They looked out of the window and saw a car with a fantastic design pass by. “See, we should build one like that. All lean and efficient, wouldn’t that be the ultimate predator?” “Sure, with wheels like that you would be.” “You can be sure.” “Well, let’s call it a day. Let’s all go home and see what we come up with tomorrow, right?” “Yes, Madam.”
The Death Sworn Are Among Us & The Legacy Vault Opens
26th of October, 2017
Death Sworn Review
In the Afterlife
Death is no rest, it’s no end: it’s a beginning. It’s another life, another chance to right wrongs and pursue what in life passed you by. For some, their call is darker: it’s not about chances but about ending them; for others. Revenge will be swift and no one will know what had befallen them, until it’s too late. For others, it’s about reminiscing about the past. Look back to all that is lost and trying to keep the memory fresh. Some revel in their new undead life, others suffer, some are even indifferent. Which kind are you?
Super Galaxy Phase Two
18th of October, 2017
Super Galaxy Elise Review
All At My Command
Pull the strings and they fall in the web. They are no longer safe. Go, children, advance and overcome. Your Queen commands you!
Super Galaxy Nidalee Review
You Can Run but Not Hide
If you fall in my trap there is no escape. Run all you want, I can see you all the same. Your time is over. Now, try to flee from this!
Super Galaxy Annie Review
Heating Up the Engine
Just a little adjustment here. Yay! Tibbers! Time to burn them down! Bigger, hotter and better the all-new Tibbers is here! Prepare for a bear hug!
Super Galaxy Gnar Review
Are you sure this is a good idea? He doesn’t even know which direction to aim a pistol. Fine, desperate times and measures but… That’s building going down right? Okay, he’s got something.
Battling Storms, A New Agony and Beeyond the Obvious
13th of October, 2017
Evelynn, Agony’s Embrace Rework Review
An Embrace to Die for
Have you met her yet? I can assure you she’s someone to die for. You’ve never experienced the world as she can show it to you. I once was in disbelief too, once. I was told of the heights she could take you but, you know, how could it be true? That changed when I met her. How to describe her, how to describe that, wonderful, feeling. Come, you have to meet her. You won’t be disappointed. Please, knock on the door, it’s only polite to do so. I no longer need to.
Beekeeper Singed Review
Who better to harvest the best honey than a bee? Our select employees come from a distinguished line of hives owned only by the most notable of queens. There’s no taste like the taste of honey and when it comes curated by bees themselves quality isn’t just guarranteed: it exceeds expectations. Hire your very own honey-bee-keeper. Call us now: Honey Bee Keeping Inc. Honey as if you were part of the hive.
The King Has Come
4th of October, 2017
Arclight Yorick Review
Kingdom of Light
Kneel down before your Queen, King. For she has been waiting long to see you again. She left for the Heavens but is ready forego them whenever you need her protection. You are not alone, King. Your vassals are eager for your command. Your kingdoms has changed, King. Restore it to its former glory. Let the light guide you in your pursuits, King. Never forget your people, the light will guide them back to you. Never forget your Queen, the light will shine whenever you need her hand for support.
Immortal Journey and Flowing Questions
29th of September, 2017
Eternal Sword Yi Review
With patience, the walk is progress.
With unseen eyes, the path is clear.
In the keenest breeze, the blade is an echo.
In pursuit of perfection, the travel is eternal
Soaring Sword Fiora Review
Blade and mind, sharpened with care.
Body and spirit, strengthened with rigour.
Arm and fingers join grip and blade.
Two become one, a single legend is born
Sacred Sword Janna Review
Crystal waters, heavenly surface.
Heavenly beauty, inconceivable might.
Mighty blade, immortal fate.
Immortal legend, destiny of one
Be One with the Eternum and Dragon Slay Academy
22nd of September, 2017
Eternum Cassiopeia Review
Become One of Us
You don’t need to bow. There’s no need for you to abandon anything or for your will to be broken. Look me in the eyes, good, see the truth in the them. See what you have become. Now you are one of us, like every being you have ever known or seen. You abandon nothing, you give up nothing: you only gain. Now you world is one of us, one with us, we are one. What do you want to do now? Of course, you can support your Queen. I am grateful for your service, always. Go and bring more into our world, they will thanks us. They all eventually do. They are one of us, after all; they just don’t know it yet.
Cold, Red Moon
19th of September, 2017
Championship Ashe Review
A Queen’s Generosity
Glowing arrows of shining light, they leave behind feathers that guide their path. From the bow of a Queen they fly, with freedom they go and for it they fight. It’s time to follow the unseen path, not even she knows what fate in store has. The peril may be grave, the rewards slim but armoured and regal advances the Queen. No threat too big, no sacrifice too small, the time has come to conquer them all.
The Queen of the Championship is looking beyond the competition and, besides sharing a 25% of proceeds with the 2017 Worlds prize pool, she’s donating another 25% to a charity fund to be distributed between three charities; percentages of that 25% will be voted later. It’s all a bit complicated and the fact that the skin’s price is 1350 RP, in comparison with the 975 RP of former skins, could lead one to think of it as a way of reducing loses. Maybe the skin is worth its price or perhaps the Queen didn’t have much choice in lending her face to this artifice but in the end, let’s hope, that it’s all for a good cause; or causes.
Shine Bright, Star Guardians! & They Are Coming
8th of September, 2017
Star Guardian Skins’ Review
Five New Stars
“Shine and glow, across the skies, the five stars high and bright. They dispel darkness, they protect the land, their true destiny is to shine bright.” “Nice rhyme.” “What’s the problem, don’t you like it? We used to sing it all the time when we were childern.” “We aren’t children anymore.” “True, but those words haven’t stopped being right.” “You know it’s not like that, not anymore.” “Then we change it.” “Sure, that’d be so easy.”
“What about the other guardians? They can help us, right?” “No. We are alone in this.” “Don’t be like that. Besides, they seem trustworthy.” “That’s unusually vague for you, rookie.” “Enough nonsense, we accepted the price we have to pay. Everyone get ready, they are coming soon.” “Good, I was getting bored.” “They won’t know what hit ’em.” “I hope everything will be alright.” “They know no fear. We will show them, they will understand it.” “We’ll make everyone safe. Ready? Light up!”