19th of June, 2018
Sale Overview: 06.19 – 06.22
The first slash did nothing against the large, round shield. A spear poked from behind it but the Hunter was too fast for it. The second slash did hit the warrior but a body fully covered in metal was rather difficult to harm. She dropped a smoke bomb and hid as a shadow. It wasn’t as effective as she would’ve liked: the spear thrust the whole area and made her dodge backwards; she didn’t like to backtrack.
Football Players & Weekend Sale
15th of June, 2018
Playmaker Lee Sin Review
The Way to Score
From the heart comes the strength. It travels through the muscles and is given shape by the nerves until the leg hits the ball and it flies high above the wall and embraces the net. That’s the spirit of a champion: to give all you have, all the time.
Sweeper Rammus Review
The Means to Score
How many stare at this little round ball? It flies left and right, up and down and is followed by millions. It’s a simple thing, filled with air and without any special characteristics. Yet, it’s so much to so many: it unites people under one single passion.
Curse of the Drowned
1st of June, 2018
Sand Wraith Pyke Review
Something Lurks Below the Sands
“Are you sure it’s here?” “After the beating we gave that fool, you can be sure of it.” “Don’t you think he would’ve lied anyway.” “Not to me. I can smell lies, dear.” “As you say.” They approached the temple with eagerness. “This is going to be great.” “I told you I always choose the right place to go, dear.” Their backs before the temple were a scene too tempting not to
be appreciated for a moment, but just that long. “I know you. You wanted the treasures…”
“Did you say something, dear. Speak up!” “I said nothing.” “You sacrificed everything for it.” “What? Stop fooling around.” “I told you it’s not me.” “You sacrificed me.” “Enough, you shut up or I’ll…” “Now I sacrifice you!” The sand burst around the man and a pillar went straight through him, from side to side. The woman stared with a face of indescribable terror. “I know who you are.” The sand stroke again.
Dark Waters Diana Review
The Depths Keep their Secrets
“Just drop the body there and we are done.” “The sea doesn’t welcome the sins of others.” “Since when so religious? Have you been talking with those tentacle cultists?” “I told you I don’t like this. It’s our problem not the seas.” “You’ll like it less if we get caught with a body. Quick, help me drop it.” “I don’t know. This isn’t right, the sea…” “Shut up. No now must know…” The body slipped in the wetness of the board and finally fell into the sea.
“Done. Thanks a lot Mr. Useless. Now you say nothing about this.” “This will be trouble.” “Shut up, what do you know.” The clouds opened and moonlight reflected on the water and then onto the cloth of a figure that wasn’t there an instant ago. In a flash there were two bodies floating in the waters and another figure running away in horror. “The sea will gladly keep your secret and make you one too.”
Dark Waters Vladimir Review
Debts Are to Be Collected
“We are being followed, I know we are.” “Shush, they’ll hear us.” “This way, if only we turn here we can…” Without realising a vase was thrown on the floor and water poured from it. The vase kept emptying as the two pairs of eyes stared with faces disfigured by a mockery of surprise. “What did you do?” “I didn’t see it. I swear.” “Run, run…” One tried to leap over the pool of water but it wasn’t a good enough jump: he landed on the water and disappeared under its surface.
“Please, we’ll pay. I swear we can find the way to pay.” A voice echoed from within the pool of water: “I know you will pay. There’s still something useful you can give.” The pool of water returned to the vase and it stood upright again. On the street were left two dry bodies as if they had died in the most cruel of deserts and an uncomfortable laugh echoing over them.
Beyond Time and Space
20th of May, 2018
Pulsefire Riven Review
Slashing Through Time and Space
The first slash cuts through space, she advances. The second slash cuts through time, she move in a still universe. The third slash cuts her target, there’s no place or time to hide.
Pulsefire Twisted Fate Review
Space, Time: Cards in the Deck
Shuffle the deck and see what we get. Space? Let’s go somewhere nice and classy. Time? Certainly the dawn of the twentieth century, that’s always interesting. Another card for the trip?
Pulsefire Shen Review
Wherever, Whenever You Go
A team stands together. If you go far, I’ll go the distance. If you go back or forward, I’ll travel the years. Your job is to reach the target and my job is to make sure you do so. Go, I’ll protect you.
Another Blood Moon
10th of May, 2018
Blood Moon Evelynn Review
Looking at Prey
The Moon is round and huge, beautiful isn’t it? Don’t you also notice the slight red tint? It’s enchanting. I always like nights like this. I love taking a stroll to see what I can find. This time it’s you. So round, so huge, so red… Come, let’s look at the Moon together. I’m sure there’s much I can get from you.
Trophies and Bees
2nd of May, 2018
Conqueror Varus Review
Aim for the Top
The path is paved with effort and sacrifice but the top is covered in gold and tipped in rubies. Is it worth the ascent? Only you can say so. Aim where you want to go and don’t stop, if you can.
Making a Buzz
You can’t see them, you can’t see him but they are there. A wrong step and you’re splashed in honey. A wrong turn and you feel the sting of the bee. But, is it really a bee or someone with a darker purpose? Be wary, there’s nothing inoffensive about this whole affair.
Rev Up & Weekly Sale
17th of April, 2018
Badlands Baron Rumble Review
King of the Wasteland
The engine roars, the flames lash and dark smoke fills the air: the Baron is here. The wastland has only one King and that is the one with the best ride. You know who it is and you know what’s the choice to make: join him. You know you can’t beat him.
Dancing Blades and Giant Mecha
9th of April, 2018
Irelia Rework Review
A New Blade Will
Irelia, the Blade Dancer learned that life is like a dance: it begins, has its ebb and flow and ends. Perhaps she wasn’t the most obvious candidate to become a warrior or lead a resistance but the role was unfilled and so she learned the motions. With grace and precision the dance started and ended. Each time she gets ready for a new one. Each stage asks for its costume and Irelia adapts her look and motions as necessary. Here’s what to look out for if you find an array of floating blades around you.
Lancer Stratus Wukong Review
Water drips from the metal plates. Each step a tremor, each movement a gust, all in one direction. The mecha walks and the people look. Why is it here now? Would they regret the answer to that simple question?
Food and Magic
1st of April, 2018
Pizza Deliery Sivir Review
‘Ding-dong’ Your pizza is here! Prompt delivery even if we have to send it flying to you. Delicious pizza with the most variety in toppings ready for you palate. Don’t waste your chance because this are the best pizzas you’ll ever find. Don’t wait any more, give us a call and you’ll get the tastiest pizza in an instant!
Delicious, crunchy, tasty fried chicken legs on your door. There’s no taste like that of a juicy leg of chicken and what could be better than a whole bucket of them? Give us a call and enjoy the best chicken legs you’ll ever find. Delivery in an instant!
Hextech Alistar Review
“What’s it doing?” “I don’t know, let’s just go. It’s going to be another boring machine like all the others.” “Come on, you can’t say that without looking at what it does.” “Look at it, it’s just another magic-powered toy. It’s nothing new.” “I’m sure this one will be special. Look, it’s done charging.” “Why is it raising its arms so high?” “Perhaps it’s just stretching…”
Gun Goddess, Sales and Bundles
23th of March, 2018
Gun Goddess Miss Fortune Review
Dressed Up and Ready to Go
Which one should I wear this time? I really like ballistics but black holes and antimatter and raw energy and exploding suns… It’s useless, I can never choose. No problem, I’ll take them all then. You never know when you’ll need a specific kind of destruction. Now, let’s check the list of bounties. Nothing special, here! Now that’s an interesting one. Nice exosuit, by the way. OK, EXO. Engines ready, we’ve got work to do!
Rise and Fight the Battlecast
18th of March, 2018
Resistance Illaoi Review
Rebellion Against Machines
The machines are everywhere. They hunt us, we are their prey. Not anymore! Now, we hunt. Now they are prey and we predators. Rise up, brothers and sisters! Rebel against the metal that oppresses us and fight the machines. This is a rebellion they won’t be able to stop. To arms!
Kai’Sa’s Release Skin
7th of March, 2018
Bullet Angel Kai’Sa Review
Across the Stars
I’ve got a bounty on my head, a lot of money I’m told. I’m also wanted dead or alive, it’s good to have options. You know what else I’ve got? I’ve got enough firepower to level this entire city, it’s always good to be prepared. So, if you are ready, let’s get to business. All this darkness is not going to blow itself up!
A Dark Star, Weekend Sale and Early Sale End
2nd of March, 2018
Dark Star Jarvan IV Review
Kingdom of Darkness
The darkness was always in him. Deep in his heart the Prince always knew that he wanted more and that he’d do anything to get it. The stars called, they heard his wish and answered with a proposition. The darkness within extended outwards and he became a ruler of galaxies filled with stars but, mostly, made up of the same matter as him: darkness.
Dragons and Sales
23rd of February, 2018
Dragon Master Swain Review
The Time Has Come
Five years to gain the power, to amass and army, to unleash the flames on the lands and subjugate them all under my grip. Fire is at my fingertips, dragons at my command, the lands will burn and all shall bow or be scorched to ash. Would it be worth the wait?
Sweetheart Skins & Weekly Sale
13th of February, 2018
Sweetheart Skins’ Review
The Love Birds Waltz
By the lake two birds dance a waltz of unheard music. They are together now and separate they will never be. Whatever stands between them is only a small obstacle for their undying love. The Moon reflects on the water’s surface, there’s magic in the air. There’s magic everywhere.
Lunar Revel, Winter Games, a Grand General and Sales
9th of February, 2018
Swain Rework Review
The Noxian Grand General
Swain, the Noxian Grand General is a man surrounded by stories. Some say that a pact exists: a great price for unconceivable power; but that’s little more than a rumour. It’s said he knows what’s coming. What is clear is that in any battlefield, even the political, power is necessary to weather any storm. Whether braving the cold winds of the northern front, buccaneering along the seas or displaying the whole extent of an unknowable magical prowess; Swain knows how to adapt to the environment. Some remember him calling for Beatrice; a name with a mysterious meaning. Read this skins’ review and learn if there’s more to see beyond the stern visage of the Noxian Grand General.
Arctic Ops Gragas
26th of January, 2018
Arctic Ops Gragas Review
In the Deepest Tundra
“It’s not the cold that annoys, it’s the wait.” He kept on scanning the horizon until he saw the caravan. “At last.” He rolled a few casks and as the vehicles moved closer the explosions levelled the whole area. “Nothing left behind. Job done HQ, send a ride.” “Understood AOG, sending transport.” He looked at the waters, still and blue. “Now, to wait for the submarine.”
God Staff Jax and Weekend Sale
12th of January, 2018
God Staff Jax Review
Imagine If I Had a Real Weapon
It wasn’t the Grandmaster’s greatest wish but he had gained a reputation for complaining about the lack of proper weapons. His students had reached the point of taking it as a running joke. Not everyone was so lighthearted about it. One day a god passed by and seeing his great ability and, admittedly, lack of good weapons, bestowed upoin him a staff with a touch of divinity.
The skies opened, a ray of light shone on the ground and a weapon of celestial perfection descended in from of the Grandmaster. The was no longer cause for complaint. Not exactly, the running joke continued; obviously. Even when the Grandmaster was able to demolish mountains with his heavenly power he reserved it for special battles. Thus, even the power of a god was unable to change a human’s discontentment.