The Confidence of Ignorance
17th of January, 2017
Sale Overview: 01.17 – 01.20
“Another day on the beat, another drag. Why doesn’t something exciting ever happen?” Given some strange occurrences and worrying reports members of the Special Forces were asked to patrol this forgotten town. With their training these units had no problem doing so on their own. Being used to extreme situations and missions where putting life at risk was the least valuable of things at stake it meant that the streets of this quiet interior town were of little interest. Of course, they have all heard the legends, which haven’t been part of the mission briefing, so to call it, but they didn’t give much weight to them.
World’s End & To Train the Best
13th of January, 2017
Dreadnova Gangplank Review
“Look! An eclipse?” The Sun dimmed and only a weak red light extended on the sky. The people looked up with wonder and questions. Nothing had been announced so, what was going on? “Did the news say anything in the morning?” “Does anyone have any information about this?” It surely couldn’t be that one of the satellite bases had gone out of orbit. The government would’ve warned people to take shelter.
The barrage of explosive beams started after the brief mark of a skull was projected on the whole face of the planet. Only from space could anyone guess what it was but anyone would’ve known what it meant. That Sun is still orbited by the remains of a lost world. Someone is supposed to be grinning but for most this is a crime that cannot be forgiven.
Merry Christmas, New Chroma Reviews & The One Ingredient
23rd of December, 2016
Skin Chroma Packs Review Updated
New reviews for chroma packs to customise the looks of Arcade Miss Fortune, Cottontail Teemo, High Noon Yasuo, Mecha Malphite, Shockblade Zed and Warring Kingdoms Xin Zhao. Just in time for the early sale, what a coincidence, these people think of everything. It’s the time of joy, obviously. Visit the review and take a look if you can’t wait for an IP sale on chromas; we recommend patience without doubt.
In Pursuit of Snax!
15th of December, 2016
Snowdown Showdown 2016 Skins’ Review
Has the poro found the place? Is it cold is it ablaze?
There’s a feature to recall. Does it give any clue at all?
The poro searches, sniff and look. Could it be something to cook?
Neither here nor there. The poro finds snow everywhere.
The poro knows it is somewhere. White and fluffy the lead is fair.
A snowball flies with ill end. Who could help our furry friend?
Tall stands, protective bash. Our poro has found his moustache!
A snax is due and they join the crew. The party showdown, welcome to Snowdown!
Targeted Removal & Smouldering Emotions
13th of December, 2016
Program Camille Review
Droid sighted, systems ready… process initiated. With a swift movement she slides across her lines towards the clock’s face; out of the droid’s spotlight’s reach. She’ll give it some few extra moments, she’s feeling magnanimous today. The droid scours the building’s surface in efficient interspersed order: a pattern she knows well. The spotlights lies on the clock and finds nothing, she’s above the machine; enough waiting. She drops from her sercure lines and falls with both legs on the back of the droid. With a quick turn of her hip her legs open a circle in the thick hide of the beast.
She dives inwards and slashes open the droid like a can of beans; it reminds her of those she used to see imported to her hometown. The droid falls in two pieces to the ground with her hovering on top. The machine crashes to pieces with the slap of the ground while she simply hangs delicately over it held by two new lines. She looks around: nothing of notice. Submerging back into the shadows, her enhanced brain is already planning the best approach for her new mission. Different target but same program.
A Multifaceted Gem & Human Reflection
29th of November, 2016
Elementalist Lux Review
Light, it’s the mother of all life. With her guidance wind, water and fire nurture and life blooms. Sometimes, there’s too much of them. The storm ravages the sky, ice spreads its silent mantle, magma explodes out of the inside of earth; they put an end to what light gave a beginning. It’s a sad, fact, ironic in a sense that light is responsible for both extremes but everything is linked by a thread and so is light. Wherever light freely offers her warm embrace there’s the coldness of the dark within. Now imagine if all that power were mine!
Note: purchase either Elementalist Lux or the Master Elementalist Edition Bundle until the 13th of December to receive the Elementalist Icon and the Elemental Origin Border for the loading screen.
A Tome to Bind Them All, Golden Victory & For a Slice of Cake
21st of November, 2016
RPG Skins’ Review
The One Tome To Rule, To Find and Bring Them All and In Darkness Bind Them
No mountain too tall to climb, no abyss too wide to circle, no adventure too daunting to tackle. This is just a squabble in our long tale with an end we already know. Nothing resists our advance to our objective. We have seen sombre might before and we’ve triumphed over it. It never was one of us though but it makes no difference. The true self will prevail and peril will pass as before. We’ll see this through to its end and a new day will break again.
She is the will to chase the dawn and hit with the strength of a Sun. He is the brilliance of faith and the zeal to persevere with trust in a good cause. I am the charm of a sweet melody for a friend and the strength of a booming horn for a foe. He was the advice of wisdom and the resourcefulness of experience. All came to naught once that damned tome was opened. The light was drained from his eyes, the only glint that remained in them was sheer greed.
You have no idea. How can I explain the indescribable visions, the unimaginable knowledge, the pure power. They sunder the mind and claw at the flesh. It’s a need, a desperate wanting for secrets that yet lay to be discovered. They beckon with promises of unmentionable extent. How can you refuse this promise? How can anyone turn their back on a universe beyond conceivable form?
Once our dependable fountain of wisdom, he was snatched from us in an instant. He remains in there, he’s struggling still against the cursed runes in those pages of madness. We will set him free. We won’t rest until we pay his loyalty with our devotion to his freedom. We won’t stop until his flame shines bright again. He will escape the grasp of that tome, if not in body, then in soul.
Victorious Maokai Review
For the best, triumph needed no more than a wreath of laurels. For the modern era, gold hanging from the neck marked victory. In the digital world, a full laurel tree gilded and decked in blue is enough.
End of a Civilization & Unyielding Fires
11th of November, 2016
Worldbreaker Skins’ Review
From the sea they came. The waters rose and parted to reveal monstrous beings of colossal magnitude. Their power had no limit and neither did our desperation. The few survivors gazed at the coast with relief. As they drew closer they realised their mistake. With wild eyes they stared at beings of gargantuan proportions disintegrating the land with their sole presence. It was the end of civilization and there was no averting the course of fate.
Nothing Can Save Us Now & Suited for a Party in an Overload of Sales & Bundles
21st of October, 2016
Bewitching Morgana Review
A step, careless, taken on the ground,
Malignant fumes surround you all around.
It’s too late, the deed is done,
Even if you don’t move you will be gone.
Stirr and pour, cook it all,
Sprinkle some death and all will fall.
The night is dark, the summon starts,
Scamper and hide, evil is his art
Bewitching Tristana Review
Nothing to see, everywhere to hide,
When you feel the sting, you will die.
Run, fight or yield, the end’s the same,
No place you find will ever be safe.
So, gather and push, more into the pot,
No small sacrifice, throw in the lot.
The wind grows cold, his figure appears,
Pray and flee, for the end is near
Little Devil Teemo Review
A gentle smile at all evil’s root,
If you see it then struggle is moot.
Don’t move, don’t look, there is no chance,
No matter where you go, doomed is all advance.
He laughs, he pokes, you chase after him,
The greastes mistake, believe you weren’t seen.
You choke, you fall, he starts to savour,
With eyes pierce and with teeth devour
The First Star Shines Bright on Us & Four Heroes
7th of October, 2016
Star Guardian Jinx Review
“You’ve yet to understand the power and the responsibility you have accepted.”, bored impersonation. Nobody understands what really makes this job worthwhile. All the stars and sparks are nice and all but it’s the explosions they make, you have to see them. I know what I have to do and I know what it means to be a Star Guardian and blah, blah, blah. Why can’t I enjoy all the wanton destruction anyway? Now, is that the call to action? I’m ready, wait for me! I’m always ready! Shiro, Kuro, come on! We’ll get left behind! Wait! I’m going!
Star Guardian Janna Review
“You will be their guide and also their guardian.” I still remember the exact words of the First Star. When I received this power I thought it would be something special, that I’ll be a heroine; we all did. It is, but not how any of us imagined. They are all gone now, reunited with the First Star but how I miss them. How I long to be with them again. Their light is not lost. The First Star and the Star Guardians need me. Our light will shine brighter than ever before. We can glow again, we only need to work together. Star Guardians, the light of the First Star shines on the world! To action!
Star Guardian Poppy Review
“Your strength is only surpassed by your determination but you still need to understand.” I clearly understand: they are a menace to the First Star and I have the hammer to smash them. I will leave nothing behind, they shall see justice. It is my duty, the purpose that was bestowed upon me. But, I wonder sometimes. Are we really ready to fight this war? Are we powerful enough? Yes, we are, we will be. The First Star shines on the world, the Star Guardians are required. For the light of the First Star, here we go!
Star Guardian Lulu Review
“We are all one, separated but whole. Spread my light on the world and protect it.” The First Star shines bright and I feel the warmth inside me. It colours everything with a bright, sweet glow and the world seems made out of a lot of small lights burning together. We are all little stars, apart but all shining together united by the song of the First Star. We have to share this wonder and let all the others shine too! The First Star signals a spot on the world. Follow the light and share the radiance with all. Star Guardians, the First Star calls us with her light!
Save the King’s Sweetness
6th of October, 2016
Candy King Ivern Review
All hail the King, the Candy King! Candy grows after his very step. Sweets for everyone! But, what is that? The King and his trusted friend, Daisy, are being attacked by a group of gingerbread men. The King must not be consumed by these voracious little monsters. To arms! Defend the King! Everyone grab a candy stick and charge!
Championships and Challengers plus Dragon Square
27th of September, 2016
Championship Zed Review
The World Championship is here and it doesn’t come empty handed. Champinship Zed completes the team lineup but is he more than a blue ninja? Take a look at the skin’s review and find out if there’s more than a change of colour.
Pièce de Résistance, Soul Gathering and Concert Within a Concert
9th of September, 2016
Chef Skins’ Review
Food can be an acquired taste but when expert chefs assemble a menu of unique quality no patron shall leave unsatisfaied. Welcome to the restaurant, pull up a chair and enjoy a culinary experience like no other. There is no menu, everything is pre-arrenged and we can assure you that you have tasted nothing like what this magicians of the kitchen can accomplish. Bon appétit!
Yorick Visual Upgrade Review
Yorick, the Shepherd of Lost Souls constantly travels the Shadow Isles, gathering tortured souls. His duty demands as much: cleanse the Blessed Isles of its corruption. To fight monsters, sometimes you have to become one. The source of his power is his burden and both are terrifying to face. His order has prepared him well for this task and no matter on which side of the veil his enemies are the mists will claim them, or his maiden. Raise yourself and take a look at his skins’ review to discover what’s behind the man with the spade.
Rebels Before Revolution
26th of August, 2016
Arcade Ahri Review
Enter a world of pixellated fun with Arcade Ahri. Orbs of pixels fly left and right, flames crackle in chiptunes and hearts charm everyone, as always, while dashing all round the stage. There’s no moment to lose when the power of pixels is at Ahri’s hands. Are you ready for it?
Arcade Corki Review
Invasion incoming! Package secured, missiles ready, let’s go. They’ve come from space but Arcade Corki is prepared to face them. His pixel bullets while get them all and they’re getting a special deliver of them. If it isn’t enough he always has a Big Pixel for them. The action starts now, ready for it?
Arcade Ezreal Review
Use your wits and pixel tools wisely. The path is tricky but Arcade Ezreal never fails a chase for a worthy artifact. Throw your blade, release the hook and teleport to a side: the dragon is still undefeated but you have your final weapon. Release the power of the sword and triumph over the most difficult bosses. This fight’s over but there are many more to come, are you ready for them?
Chroma Packs, Left and Right
25th of August, 2016
Base Chroma Packs Review
Base chroma packs offer different colours for each champion’s classic skin. As re-colours, what matters the most is if they offer a different look to the classic one and if it is pleasing to the eye. It’s also worth considering if a skin employs colours in a way that highlights characteristics of a champion that are appealing. With all that in mind, let’s see which chroma packs are worth getting.
Skin Chroma Packs Review
Skin chroma packs provide the opportunity of customising a champion’s skin with specific colour combinations. When a chroma offers a different look, that’s visually attractive and that also enhances or plays with the skin’s features it can be worthwhile. However, that’s only provided both champion and skin are owned. With that assumption firmly in place, let’s see which chroma packs are worth getting.
11th of August, 2016
Sir Kled Review
“Onwards, onwards brave steed! The giants will be stopped.” With their wide arms they swing but Sir Kled charges without doubt. His noble mount is sent flying but Sir Kled doesn’t let go of the hook. He takes off into the air but before falling to the ground he mortally sounds the titan. Tales will be told about his bravery. The legend of Sir Kled only gets larger. Now he just needs to find Skaarl.
Welcome Digital Life
3rd of August, 2016
PROJECT: Ashe Review
“Snow white and dim blue, the glowing neon on the streets casts its hue. The scout listens, a mission’s due; her drone follows, through the city blur.
She draws her bow, an arrow glints; virtual yet real, she’s got ready her sting. They fly and bite, they swarm the prey; slow and weary, escape is in vain.
A mission done, she isn’t gone; another comes, start recon.”
– Text found in retrieved AVAROSA(TM) chip
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PROJECT: Katarina Review
Welcome to PROJECT, how can we enhance your life? It’s true, the new ‘Legendary’ line is something impressive. Improved aim, sight and burst capabilities are a few of its features. However, we are afraid that you don’t have the necessary credit for it. Of course we know everything about you. We investigate thoroughly each and every prospective customer. Yes, we have the very package for you. The ‘Red Blade’ line is custom made to improve your acrobatic and throwing skills and it also comes with a teleporting module.
That’s doable, we can enhance coordination and link systems for improved communication and reaction. Indeed, the price isn’t low but there’s a lot the ‘Red Blade’ line can do for you. The added tracking system connected to the targetting module will make it impossible for any thrown blade to miss its target. The amount has already been deducted from your account. Everything’s ready, please come this way and get ready to start living a brand new and better life.
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PROJECT: Ekko Review
Welcome to PROJECT: how can we upgrade your self? You’ve heard about the new ‘Legendary’ line. It’s a wonderful package without doubt. The virtualised vision allows for enlarged field and range. Plus, the optics systems are linked to both vision and targetting modules with additional modules on the weapon itself. Unfortunately, you lack the necessary funds for such a package but we have something just for you. This is our ‘Green Drive’ line, perfect for time winding rascals.
You see, the holographic system keeps perfect track of your place in the delayed time stream. It also improves the communcation and overlapping of time phased versions and comes with the latest technological additions for your most used devices. It isn’t a cheap investment but the ‘Green Drive’ line will augment your experience in every way. You’ve already been charged, please come this was. Everthing is ready and waiting for you to step into a whole new and superior time-skipping experience.
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Making a Splash / Deals and Flushes
15th of July, 2016
Pool Party Fiora Review
Dare to strike back? Hold up your weapon and get ready to try. Unrefined, insolent, no precision or grace? To the water. Don’t hesitate, pose a challenge but be sure that you won’t succeed: she has no equal.
Pool Party Miss Fortune Review
Feeling hot? Anything making you nervous? See her pass by? Drink something cold, fast. If not she may take matters into her own hands and cool you down with shock and awe. Willing to give it a try? They always do. Good luck then but it won’t help you: she always shoots first.
Pool Party Taric Review
Ready to try the deeper end of the pool? Don’t worry, because there’s someone on guard to protect you. Your beautiful life is safe when he’s around and he will be. So dive with confindence and rejoice: he’s watching over you.
The Wandering Archmage
14th of July, 2016
Ryze Champion Update Review
Ryze, the Rune Mage isn’t an archetypical wizard, transformed by the arcane power he wields his skins revel in his unique idiosyncrasy. Some skins take his peculiar image to fantastic extremes while others try to root it as much as possible into the realm of the believable. The power of the runes must be contained and their call is strong, too much too resist. So, if you are desperate for the power to make Ryze look like a true arcane master, read his skins’ review.