Today, 3rd of December, it’s your last chance to get in good graces with Lord Darius by helping him along Renegade Talon and Jurassic Cho’Gath apprehend the escaped prisoners. As if the Blood Brothers House wasn’t in bad enough state the Lord has to cope with the humiliation of a breakout. He’s even been forced to employ monsters and yordles; totally unfitting of a Noxian aristocrat. Therefore, your help in this matter will be rewarded accordingly.

As you can imagine, donations in RP are always welcome in Noxus and the Lord himself assures you that they will be put to good use in the capture of the prisoners; you head depends on believing his word. However, as he’s such a benevolent, and desperate, ruler he wouldn’t like to see you leave empty handed or handless. The Lord has agreed that for your entirely voluntary contribution you will get access to these individuals in his service:

975 -> 487 RP

Lord Darius is a man of his word and so he sets the example by offering abilities of such quality that they will make you lose your head; better not literally. In the end, he’s just trying to get more funds to pay for a more regal outfit. The one he wears may seem elaborate from the waist up but it’s actually quite dull and overall not regal enough for his stature. It’s your head and RP; so choose wisely.

520 -> 260 RP

Renegade Talon seems to be following his Lord’s orders but he’s actually trying to sneak away some currency to get himself a new set of clothes. It’s understandable as he’s been practically left to wear rags, well not exactly, but that’s no professional outfit for a keen assassin. It may be useful for blending in among crowds but with that aspect no court would receive him.

975 -> 487 RP

Now Jurassic Cho’Gath is a whole different case: he’s been starved to bones; literally. In spite of the pitiful state he’s in, as a true devourer from the Void, Cho’Gath manages to stay deadly albeit bony. If you want to see him return to a healthier state then he’ll reward you with spikes, screams and other peculiarities natural of his sort. Not a bad deal if you like your monsters huge but light.
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Today, 26th of November, Fizz will finally get rid of the demonstrations by Frostblade Irelia, Amethyst Ashe, Cowgirl Miss Fortune and company so as to enjoy some peaceful shark sledding. If you are interested in any of Swain’s new combat manoeuvres don’t miss this chance to get them at 50% less. By tomorrow the Master Tactician’s drill will conclude and these powerful stratagems will return to their habitual price.

975 -> 487 RP

Frostblade Irelia offers a demonstration of the virtues of a surprise attack with Bladesurge. Her form-fitting suit is a good choice as it allows freedom of movement; plus a generous exposition of her silhouette. Moreover, her icy light armour is a proper addition that provides protection without hindering her dextrous movements. Without a doubt it’s a nice demonstration by a finely dressed lady.

975 -> 487 RP

Amethyst Ashe provides an interesting lesson on how to use a decoy as bait. Her bright amethyst dress makes her easy to see and attractive to stare at. However, those foolish enough to disregard her purple Frost Shots find soon enough that they are simple moths flying too close to the fire. It surely is a fantastic exposition by a talented archer wearing a fascinating outfit.

975 -> 487 RP

Cowgirl Miss Fortune is in charge of no other tactic than shock and awe; as it should be expected. Her attire is a fitting choice as its revealing enough to awe her enemy while her huge revolvers deliver all the necessary shock. Not a bad Far West inspired demo as long as we excuse Miss Fortune’s peculiar choices.
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Today, 19th of November, Elise is ready to season another set of champions and feast on their poor souls. Therefore, this midnight the discounts on Warlord Shen, Tango Evelynn and Lumberjack Sion come to an end; much like they soon will. If you are interested in any of her spiced playthings don’t miss this chance to get them at 50% less and maybe spare them some suffering; only if you are feeling benevolent. Heed Maokai’s warning and escape with as many as you can from the Twisted Treeline; lest the Spider Queen lose her lean figure with such banquets.

975 -> 487 RP

A samurai never quits, hesitates or wonders why; but we do. So, is Warlord Shen a good samurai skin? Well, aside from the name, yes it mostly is. Bright lemon armour is a questionable choice but a couple of deadly katanas and precise martial arts dispel some doubts. However, if you have a problem with a mushroom sashimono then no amount of bushido will be enough to make this garish warrior appealing.

975 -> 487 RP

Tango could be considered hypnotic but what really catches the eye is Evelynn’s elegant dress and comfortable shoes. Dance, run, murder and all wearing high heels; who could equal her? Forget about any Night Hunter, Evelynn looks gracious and her anthophobia disregard makes for nice decoration. If you need a partner for a danse macabre then few will be as good company as Eve.

520 -> 260 RP

What would you expect from Sion? Of course he thinks the axe is for slaughter instead of wood cutting. Just look at that face, smart guy right? He can’t even keep his drab clothes from tattering and his reckless chops are turning him into the Tin Woodman. Let’s be fair, not all is bad, the axe appears clean and the cap, let’s say that it’s intact. There are better garments for a battlefield but his simple axe should suffice if you need a woodcutter.
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