Summary
Period: 19th to 22nd of May, 2017
Skins: Ninja Rammus, Death Blossom Elise, Debonair Galio and Spectral Fiddlesticks
Champions: Quinn and Valor, Wukong, Mordekaiser and Janna
Discount: 50%
Introduction: Beyond Class
Soft petals of gentle colour, what a flower, it’s the perfect choice for a silk suit at a high society gathering without doubt. The Club had always been of a select and selective clientele and so such touches of class are more than welcome: necessary. How else can someone stand out among a crowd of aristocrats and socialites? For some the display of wealth with lush clothes and exotic furs is enough. The elite would look down on such excesses as the unimaginative efforts of plebeians. They may have money, they would say, but what else do they have? Nothing, that’s what; would be the answer that prompts easy laughter. I want to laugh too.
This flower looks great against the jacket’s colour. It’s not any flower which only blooms in the night. If one receives its blossom it means death, it seems. That’s for the superstitious, of course, who would believe such fanciful superstition. This is the age of reason and logic not of tall tales. If you want to impress, you dress well. If you want to be more than a face then you have to learn to talk well too. I’ve been practicing by hearing what the high classes discuss. There’re many themes but they tend to resort to the mundane and superficial all too often. For all the elegance they exude at their best they can be just as basic as anyone else, how odd.
Never mind all that, this is the Club, this is my time. The suit looks perfect under the moonlight. I only hope that the lighting in the Club does it justice. Alright, here I go. No one at the door? How unbecoming but I can show myself in well enough. Here’s the crowd, their eyes wide, their mouths open, they see me. I have to admit that I seem to be making quite an impression; good. Now to the bar and to ask for my first drink. What should it be? Ask, of course. The barman seems rather timid, strange, and everyone seems to be staring; that’s rude.
Perhaps I just need to smile. “May I have the most fashionable drink please? My old bones would gladly welcome the refreshment; not that it’ll bring me back to life, eh?” Humour, great idea, I’ll make some more jokes. The barman nods and moves fast, great; I seem to have ascertained my authority. The patrons seem to be smiling too, a little, but that’s a good start. What next? More jokes, of course. “What a beautiful night, milady, it’s to die for, right?” She nods, good. I’m making progress here. I’ll have them spellbound in no time with my charm.
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Source: League of Legends News: Champion and Skin Sale: 05.19 – 05.22