Summary
Period: 23rd to 26th of December, 2016
Skins: Sultan Tryndamere, Master Chef Tahm Kench, Dragonslayer Jarvan IV and Frosted Ezreal
Champions: Braum, Lee Sin, Anivia and Taric
Discount: 50%
Introduction: The One Ingredient
“Me and my big mouth! I had to offer a special dish. No, I couldn’t be content with letting the Sultan repeat his favourite. How could I? I had to innovate. Now I’m stuck in this dank swamp, my apron stained to ruination and the right mushrooms nowhere to be found!” The Chef’s exasperation sent visible waves in the pools of water that his feet were unable to evade. He kept on walking with heavy steps and rash mannerisms completely oblivious to his surroundings; except when mushrooms came into view. Then, he transformed into an infallible hound with only one objective.
Such occurrences came far and few between large extensions of mud and twisted branches which only let a dim, weak Sun to insinuate itself from the high skies. “This isn’t the proper lighting to work and I certainly don’t have adequate clothing and equipment for this job. Who could’ve been the damn idiot that had this great idea?” In spite of his many self-debasing discourses he was still stubbornly searching for the adequate, more than that, the perfect mushrooms fit for a dish of the calibre only he could cook. The fact that it would end up in a Sultan’s mouth wasn’t really of concern.
Far deep within the marshes sunrays were like angel hairs hanging from the upmost branches, floating in an ink soup. With spoon in hand the Chef kept struggling against roots, mud, stagnant water and other details he intentionally blocked from his mind. All that remained there was the mushrooms, ideal and hand-picked for the occasion. “As always, a dish with no equal. Of course, no less could be expected.” “Incredible, the taste defies description and seduces the senses, bravo!” “Such delicacy, what precision, this uncanny mixture can never be equated.” “Only improved upon for the next time, gentlemen.”
Lost in the eventual sea of admiration that his tenacity would deserve he didn’t notice when the canopy turned into a full roof and the sombre forest became entirely silent. Something was different, that much had managed to scratch his hard head but unable to get into his mind: there was only room for mushrooms, until now. He bumped into a soft, wet surface which refused to bulge. Enraged at the appearance of a new obstacle he kicked and punched. Strangely, it wasn’t as hard as he expected. It surely didn’t have the consistency of rock or bark. As he pondered on this fact, a large, green, glowing eye opened as tall as he was. Then he had the privilege of peering closely into the complex patterns of the iris on the dragon’s eye.
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Source: League of Legends News: Champion and Skin Sale: 12.23 – 12.26