Period: 9th of July to 1st of August, 2018
Skins: Riot Girl Tristana, Unchained Alistar and Dreadknight Garen
Sometimes, it takes a different kind of hero to win a war. This commando unit has been assembled with serious specialists that prove that size helps avoid enemy fire. Greet Guerilla Tristana, Recon Teemo and Urfrider Corki a team to make enemies explode; literally.
Spectacular feats are they call but good ammunition can get expensive. So welcome the RP pull of the week: half price for their services. You can’t say that they won’t repay you with pretty fireworks.
Some say this is her war, as she’s been seen shouting exactly that while shooting at the air. Probably didn’t think about the price of the wasted ammo. It could be the reason for the sale but no one wants to argue with a mentally unstable yordle that permanently hugs her cannon.
The unseen one, camouflage is just one of Teemo’s skills. Still one can reasonably raise an eyebrow when seeing his equipment: a blowgun and mushrooms. Considering that few have walked away from his poisonous clouds there are no complaints. At all, the makeup even makes him look fierce; really.
Air cover comes from the hand of ace pilot Corki; piloting a hi-tech manatee. Yes, a manatee, and you thought that Teemo’s gear was ridiculous. How about when someone gets critically spatula slapped or receives a fish in the mouth as bombing? That should teach them.
It’s not darkness that you see when there is nothing around; it’s different, the void is different. It’s a mix of shapes and colours that seem to be something but really aren’t. Maybe that’s how things are created there. Sometimes the shapes and colours take on the form of a nightmare and thus another terror is born. It may be what happened to me as well; my shape and colours melded with the hollow and so, when I emerged, I was changed.
I can’t really tell you much more as I would like to know more too. Yet, I still have a few more stories about the void that you may want to hear. I also know of a few people who could tell you more about it. Let’s make a deal, I give you a discount for the following days and you are free to get in touch with my contacts. Be warned though, they may not be as calm and understanding of you curiosity as I am. Let me introduce them:
Is the Void Walker or the Harbinger of the Void? Who could tell? The void has brought many changes and much has been lost to it as well. One thing is certain though, there will be no one better to warn you about the impending horrors that the void is yet to bring.
I’ll warn you: Malzahar is completely mad, his sanity lost to the void. He even thinks himself a commander of void creatures. He should know better than anyone that the void knows no master. However, his visions have shown him much and he might share such knowledge with you.
As a child of the void and the first to come over, who better to talk about it? His stories could be a bit outdated as he’s been away from the void for so long; but, maybe he returns periodically. Actually, that’s something interesting that you could ask him. Be careful not to be drowned by the knowledge; or become dinner.
Embracing the spirit of Snowdown Corporate Mundo has chosen to be a good marketing representative and fire a few employees while needlessly screaming orders. Fortunately, it’s nothing as permanent as Mundo’s superior intellect has devised: it’s simply another sale to amass RP.
Therefore, and completely against Mundo’s wishes, Mythic Cassiopeia, Gragas, Esq. and Explorer Ezreal will actually see more work thanks to their discount. On the other hand, any RP spent will definitely help Mundo; typical marketing, they never lose.
If you like Cassiopeia’s human facets then you’ll see a lot of elegance and refinement. If you like her serpentine traits then you’ll also find class and style. In the case of Mythic Cassiopeia, beauty isn’t just poise and grace.
On the other side of the coin we have that clothes don’t make the esquire. Sure, the suit and fine, though huge, liquor bottle add a lot of dignity to Gragas. However, the illusion fades as soon as he takes a sip. At least he looks good while doing so.
In this case elegance is hardly an option as Ezreal’s spelunking requires practical clothes and useful tools. For instance, the goggles don’t really pass for fashionable sunglasses but they sure provide protection. Let’s hope that they are as resilient as the glue that keeps the rope stuck on his shoulder.
Being on the northern hemisphere of the globe has ruined Singed’s End of Year Beach Party. It’s a shame as cocktails and rice buns were being prepared to complement the waves. Still, not to be killjoy organizers, Surfer Singed, Panda Teemo and Rumble in the Jungle are offering their party services at a discount; so as to spread beach fun all over the globe and make some RP too, obviously.
They hope to be hired at a place where the Sun shines bright and high like the waves. Waves that they surely intend to enjoy with their new boards. However, the Beach Party can only last until the 31st of December. By then they have to return and help organize the League’s celebration; but without getting paid, of course.
This Singed is ready for the waves but when it comes to battle he adapts: he can make do with his suntan lotion and cocktails as if they were fine potions. You wouldn’t believe how slippery can be the former and how insane Singed gets when drunk with the latter. The board isn’t exactly a shield but it’s all about the looks, right? If you want more surf in your combat then there’s no better option.
What’s black and white and is going to show you the definition of cute? Well, Badger Teemo did the first and Cottontail Teemo the second so, another one? Yes, but with rice buns and a panda suit. Nobody can say that it doesn’t suit Teemo but it’s nothing that hasn’t been done before or better.
A mech made out of jungle plants shows quite some ingenuity but, does it work? Apparently, and defying all laws of thermodynamics, it does. The look is colourful and vivid but no sane person would believe that such a technological disaster is actually useful. Then, Rumble’s sanity may be at question but that this whimsical contraption is more flashy than sensible isn’t.
Today, 28th of December, is Northern Storm Volibear, Arctic Warfare Caitlyn and Arctic Ops Kennen‘s final opportunity to catch the presents’ snatcher; before Snowdown is ruined. If you are interested in helping this trio of specialists then, of course, your RP will be welcome; because even in Snowdown RP reigns triumphant.
Truth be told, they seem to be in dire need of assistance so, embracing the spirit of generosity, they are offering their outfits and services at a discount if you help; yes, that desperate. You can’t say that it isn’t a good opportunity to help some friendly champions with their mission and get some nice extras in exchange.
When a polar bear chooses to willingly wear fur clothes you can be sure of two things: the climate is completely uninhabitable and more than one can’t stop grinning at the irony. Maybe the coat isn’t as uncomfortable, heavy and oppressive as it seems but it does look that way. Regardless, he doesn’t look bad but it’s a rather peculiar idea.
To effectively snipe at low temperatures warm clothes are essential. They help steady the metabolism and allow concentrating when aiming; without shivering like a leaf. Still, Caitlyn just couldn’t wear practical snow boots: she needed her classy high heeled boots. She does looks quite nice and, to be fair, it could’ve been worse: she could’ve been wearing a fur bikini.
When meshing with the shadows, dress in black; when in snow, don white and warm attire. Kennen has definitely adapted to the cold climate with new suitable clothes and weapons. The clothes have a fine design, despite the wig, and kunai are surely more useful to carve ice than shurikens. Now, if only certain shadow ninja understood that white and lighting is his exclusive style.
Today is 24th of December and this evening a traditional Snowdown soiree will be offered. If you plan on attending it would be fitting to do so in good company. Three of the most attractive ladies of the League of Legends, Nightraven Fiora, Divine Soraka and Midnight Ahri, have already dressed for the occasion with their best gowns. Besides, they are willing to accompany you if you pay for the cabriolet ride. Don’t let these refined dames depart alone and join them for this celebration.
Fiora has chosen a dark and practical armour and dress; which would let her duel if need be. She’s a duellist at heart but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t know how to look good either: it reinforces her lean figure and nicely contrasts her pure skin. It’s definitely a great choice for a graceful fencer and a magnificent sight for her companion.
Soraka wears a long dress in two colours that makes a nice combination with the tones of her staff and hair; golden and blue respectively. Moreover, she has put her astral magic to good use and adopted the image of a fine maiden. No blessing would be more welcome than the company of such a divine mademoiselle.
Ahri prefers a dark fur coat and silver tiara that make for a nice background to the glow of her orb and eyes. Furthermore, the coat is a great choice that suits the hue of her fox tails. This particular choice of colours and design make for an alluring and tasteful look, befitting of such a majestic creature.
Today, 17th of December, finishes the construction of the new Ice Fort and so the resource-gathering discounts on Frost Queen Janna, Glacial Malphite and Frostfire Annie come to an end. The forces of fire have been hard at work destroying the polished walls of the Frost Queen’s fort. Had the warning come sooner maybe this could’ve been averted but sometimes you just can’t have a flying and fast messenger.
Still, the Frost Queen isn’t a lady easily beaten so another fortification will replace the former one. Of course, RP is welcome to pay for materials, salaries and other regal assortments. Then, through discounts and hard work, plus some RP, a new fort will be built to replace and overshadow the former residence. Now we’ll present you the rulers of this Frost Kingdom, so that you may be moved by their sacrifice to contribute to their noble, icy cause.
As the ruler of the Frost Kingdom, Janna is dressed as extravagantly as possible; she’s a queen after all. Her icy powers are nice looking and definitely welcome in battle but the practicality of her outfit can be put into question; among other royal decisions. Still, there’s hardly a better choice for supporting the Frost army than the queen herself.
There’s no ice wall more reliable than an animated shard of ice, or so it’s said around the Frost Kingdom. Therefore, Malphite is the one everyone looks up to when the need for a defender arises. While there’s little doubt that Malphite is robust enough, to show his cold personality like this seems a tad too much. Regardless, if you want to literally freeze your enemies on their tracks, then this is your shard.
An infant throwing snowballs is nothing new, the fact that she’s in charge of the fort’s armament, though, is a matter of concern. Fortunately, little Annie has some nice cold flames and towering polar bear by her side. She’s also fittingly dressed for the low temperatures; unlike a certain frosty ruler. In battle, it would be wise not to underestimate the little girl, lest you be beaten by one.
Today, 14th of December, Zyra’s stock on fire garden plants finishes. It may seem strange that the garden has sprouted plants as incongruous as Wildfire Zyra, Firefang Warwick and Volcanic Wukong. Still, Zyra has decided to harvest whatever grows and if she ends with weird results she simply sells them at a discount. So don’t miss this chance to benefit from Zyra’s outlandish cultivation.
You could say that Zyra is on fire but that could pose a problem considering she’s a plant girl. Ironically, Wildfire Zyra actually provides more clothes, as if she were cold, so that it’s less revealing than her classic attire. Regardless, Zyra remains hot and if that’s what you are looking for, then this skin delivers.
Anything that gets in contact with fire becomes changed and Warwick is no exception. If you look past the flames you’ll see a flattened and unnaturally extended chest were once healthy fur was. It’s true that werewolves are know for their regenerative powers but this way of showing them seems a bit extreme. At least, it’s always fun to stare at flames, even if they come from Firefang Warwick.
It seems somebody once had the great idea of giving armour to the largest predator on land. Another bright mind has decided that a martial arts trained mutant monkey isn’t powerful enough, so fire powers for you. The result is Volcanic Wukong and the consequences are apparent from one glance at his sadistic smirk and fascinating flames. It looks like a bad week to be a water dweller.
Today, 10th of December, the fire is extinguished and these champions finally escape back to civilization from Garen’s claws. Full Metal Viktor, Desperada Cassiopeia and Augmented Singed may be wondering how they got convinced to go camping with Garen but they are definitely sure that few things are as tedious. In fact, the boredom is so unbearable that these champions have changed their own prices so as to be summoned to battle more often and be as absent from the camp as possible.
Of course, no camp is full without marshmallows and tents so your RP collaboration, was obviously coming, will be put to good use between battles; as far from Garen as possible. However, remember that by tomorrow these discounts will disappear so rush to the store before Garen is left spinning alone in the middle of the woods.
It seems being a technology prodigy isn’t enough to escape from Garen’s constant nagging. Viktor may not be able to light a fire with wood sticks but he sure can invent a teleporting machine to sent him back to Demacia, or the Shadow Isles; unfortunately, the woods don’t deliver. Maybe Garen’s doesn’t get Viktor’s carefully designed cyborg body: lean, functional and great looking. Regardless, Viktor can rest assured that when the machine revolution takes places he can leave Garen as a lowly fleshling.
Desperada Cassiopeia would love to melt Garen’s annoying requests with her venom; however, that would be improper for a Noxian diplomat. Still, Garen should consider that even a classy dressed lady, despite her best efforts, has her limits. It’s said that when you hear the rattle, it’s already too late so it would be wise to leave Cassiopeia to her musings. Lest she throw her elegant Boss of the Plains on the ground in exasperation and give Garen a good gaze.
Augmented Singed laments that his vastly improved physique doesn’t let him outrun the bother of the spinning top. Why Mr. Dim can’t realize that a barrage of potent toxins is enough to dissolve people remains a mystery. The fact that his imposing muscular build doesn’t intimidate Sgt. Top is also a matter of concern. Maybe it’s the serum dependence, hard work and earning things is a common Garen-esque speech. At least, Singed can always fling Garen around some trees and see if that shuts his chatterbox; it would be just an experiment, obviously.