Being on the northern hemisphere of the globe has ruined Singed’s End of Year Beach Party. It’s a shame as cocktails and rice buns were being prepared to complement the waves. Still, not to be killjoy organizers, Surfer Singed, Panda Teemo and Rumble in the Jungle are offering their party services at a discount; so as to spread beach fun all over the globe and make some RP too, obviously.
They hope to be hired at a place where the Sun shines bright and high like the waves. Waves that they surely intend to enjoy with their new boards. However, the Beach Party can only last until the 31st of December. By then they have to return and help organize the League’s celebration; but without getting paid, of course.
This Singed is ready for the waves but when it comes to battle he adapts: he can make do with his suntan lotion and cocktails as if they were fine potions. You wouldn’t believe how slippery can be the former and how insane Singed gets when drunk with the latter. The board isn’t exactly a shield but it’s all about the looks, right? If you want more surf in your combat then there’s no better option.
What’s black and white and is going to show you the definition of cute? Well, Badger Teemo did the first and Cottontail Teemo the second so, another one? Yes, but with rice buns and a panda suit. Nobody can say that it doesn’t suit Teemo but it’s nothing that hasn’t been done before or better.
A mech made out of jungle plants shows quite some ingenuity but, does it work? Apparently, and defying all laws of thermodynamics, it does. The look is colourful and vivid but no sane person would believe that such a technological disaster is actually useful. Then, Rumble’s sanity may be at question but that this whimsical contraption is more flashy than sensible isn’t.
In case you need a more classical design for your yordle’s mech or want some fine female company during the Beach Party don’t forget that Riven, Rumble and Miss Fortune offer their services at a discount. These days people even want to get paid to party and here’s the proof.